Post by phichi370 on Apr 21, 2016 3:44:26 GMT -5
www.toolsfortodaynow.xyz/BestARKServer/index.html
158.69.225.24:17015
Hello Survivors
We are running a relatively new Ark server and we want YOU to come exchange cheerfully wrapped C4, bullet shaped knicknacks, and the affections of 20 ton ravenous killing machines with us. Oh think of the joyous times we can have together as we watch a festive green plasma cannon blast create a brand new door in the side of your enemies base. Or laugh cheerfully at the fruitless flailing of their arms as they are dropped from high above to eventually make sweet, sweet love with the ground....The ground can be a cold mistress.
"But what if these things happen to me?" you ask. Well its a breeze to get back on your feet with 10X taming/xp/gather rates! The aim of this server is to have as much shooty shooty fun as possible without feeling like you just lost a month of your life if you lose.
Here are some of the current features of our server:
Base Raid Window: 12am To 9am PST. Structures Can't Take Damage. Because Sleep is a Good Thing.
Noobs Grow up Quick: 10X EXP Rate You'll Find Yourself All Grown up in no Time.
Enhanced Gather Rates: 10X Gather Rates. Vengeance is Swift and Unforgiving.
Dino Army: 10X Tame Rate. Dino's can be up to 180 in the wild. Tame will add another 179 levels onto the tame bonus.
Active Non-Playing Admins: Never Feel Cheated. But Know The Gods Are Here To Help.
We have a TS server for everyone to use, and a forum.
Also we are running some fun mods: Corrected Structures - No Collision Checks - You can pick up and replace all sorts of things whenever you want. Did that one section of wall place backwards and now your OCD is going haywire? No problem. Just pick it up and replace it again.
Ark Futurism - Plasma Cannons, Flame Throwers, Pillboxes, Reinforced Concrete Drawbridges, We got the big boy toys.
Advanced Spyglass - You know when you are trying to check the level of a dino with your scope, but the damn thing keeps moving so eventually out of frustration you just make it stop moving permanently. Yeah we got a fix for that.
Temp Building Mod - Check how stuff fits together BEFORE you spend your life savings building it.
Industrial Grinder - Make cementing paste FAST. Mortar and pestle are for 7 year old girls and people who actually rewatch Star Wars Ep. 1-3.
Difficulty 6+ - Wild Dino levels go up to 180 and you can level them up another 179. Create your perfect killing machine. Also you can gain enough levels to get all the engrams you want and build anything. You will be like BA from the A-Team (look it up, we'll wait.)
Currently there are really only two rules.
1. Lay off on the brand newbies. We get it, you like to see things explode and crush the hopes and dreams of others. So do we. But if you kill them before they even get started, they won't come back for more shooty shooty fun times. Your bullets will only have a one night stand, hit it and quit it scenario with their bodies, rather than a long intimate game of hide the phiomia followed by a hot lead facial finish.
2. No building in caves. *Insert joke about sticking things in caves here
I lied, there are 3 rules. NO HACKING. If you are caught hacking, my sabertooth will use you as a sex toy. Go look up how cat sex works, trust me you don't want this.
For more info check out our website www.toolsfortodaynow.xyz/BestARKServer/index.html
Visit us on Toparkservers toparkservers.com/1/search/?term=alphasmackdown
Or just use our server IP 158.69.225.24:17015
Hope to see you soon and bring cupcakes.
158.69.225.24:17015
Hello Survivors
We are running a relatively new Ark server and we want YOU to come exchange cheerfully wrapped C4, bullet shaped knicknacks, and the affections of 20 ton ravenous killing machines with us. Oh think of the joyous times we can have together as we watch a festive green plasma cannon blast create a brand new door in the side of your enemies base. Or laugh cheerfully at the fruitless flailing of their arms as they are dropped from high above to eventually make sweet, sweet love with the ground....The ground can be a cold mistress.
"But what if these things happen to me?" you ask. Well its a breeze to get back on your feet with 10X taming/xp/gather rates! The aim of this server is to have as much shooty shooty fun as possible without feeling like you just lost a month of your life if you lose.
Here are some of the current features of our server:
Base Raid Window: 12am To 9am PST. Structures Can't Take Damage. Because Sleep is a Good Thing.
Noobs Grow up Quick: 10X EXP Rate You'll Find Yourself All Grown up in no Time.
Enhanced Gather Rates: 10X Gather Rates. Vengeance is Swift and Unforgiving.
Dino Army: 10X Tame Rate. Dino's can be up to 180 in the wild. Tame will add another 179 levels onto the tame bonus.
Active Non-Playing Admins: Never Feel Cheated. But Know The Gods Are Here To Help.
We have a TS server for everyone to use, and a forum.
Also we are running some fun mods: Corrected Structures - No Collision Checks - You can pick up and replace all sorts of things whenever you want. Did that one section of wall place backwards and now your OCD is going haywire? No problem. Just pick it up and replace it again.
Ark Futurism - Plasma Cannons, Flame Throwers, Pillboxes, Reinforced Concrete Drawbridges, We got the big boy toys.
Advanced Spyglass - You know when you are trying to check the level of a dino with your scope, but the damn thing keeps moving so eventually out of frustration you just make it stop moving permanently. Yeah we got a fix for that.
Temp Building Mod - Check how stuff fits together BEFORE you spend your life savings building it.
Industrial Grinder - Make cementing paste FAST. Mortar and pestle are for 7 year old girls and people who actually rewatch Star Wars Ep. 1-3.
Difficulty 6+ - Wild Dino levels go up to 180 and you can level them up another 179. Create your perfect killing machine. Also you can gain enough levels to get all the engrams you want and build anything. You will be like BA from the A-Team (look it up, we'll wait.)
Currently there are really only two rules.
1. Lay off on the brand newbies. We get it, you like to see things explode and crush the hopes and dreams of others. So do we. But if you kill them before they even get started, they won't come back for more shooty shooty fun times. Your bullets will only have a one night stand, hit it and quit it scenario with their bodies, rather than a long intimate game of hide the phiomia followed by a hot lead facial finish.
2. No building in caves. *Insert joke about sticking things in caves here
I lied, there are 3 rules. NO HACKING. If you are caught hacking, my sabertooth will use you as a sex toy. Go look up how cat sex works, trust me you don't want this.
For more info check out our website www.toolsfortodaynow.xyz/BestARKServer/index.html
Visit us on Toparkservers toparkservers.com/1/search/?term=alphasmackdown
Or just use our server IP 158.69.225.24:17015
Hope to see you soon and bring cupcakes.